Easter Sunday chuckle from UKIP
Telegraph | Opinion: “Cattle trail
Because of EU regulations, a cow can be tracked from its birth to the day it ends up on your dinner table. However, the Government cannot trace the numerous asylum-seekers and illegal immigrants it has let in.
The UK Independence Party has studied this matter and now has a new policy in its manifesto. Instead of the current practice of giving every asylum-seeker a human rights lawyer (paid for by you and me), they will be given a cow.
Grham Cannon, UKIP Parliamentary candidate, Colne, Lancashire”
Give each of them a Cow, I love that. They will probably slaughter it in a ritual suitable to their own culture, but that would save us $2 per day per cow anyway.
PS. I have a google bomb going on Chirac if you would like to join in.