I know it is custom not to speak ill of the dead
Sir Edward Heath died peacefully in his bed this evening, after a long and successful career as a traitor to his country, a career which gave him the opportunity to hold the highest office in this land, an opportunity he grabbed with both hands as he sold his own country down the drain. For all his lying conspiratorial ways may he rot in peace.
I am deeply saddened by Sir Edward’s death. Saddened that it was not more drawn out and painful.